Sorry, I don't like it, despite really wanting to.
The theory I gather behind Unity, debuting in Ubuntu 10.10 which I finally just installed (and regret), is to have one consistent interface to Ubuntu for portable devices. Netbook Remix on the other hand was targeted specifically to
netbooks and that's probably why I liked it on my
netbook. See, I don't have Unity running on a touch-enabled tablet and that's who I feel this thing is really tailored for.
Tilting tiles on a slide-bar "dash" occupy a good deal of horizontal real estate. While they may need to be there for a greasy finger to find, they're completely unnecessary and horribly distracting when on a tiny screen that you want to fill with
whatever you are doing. Now on my EEE 901, which sports a practical 1024x600, displays a horizontal scrollbar on many webpages. Ugh, who wants
that?
And where the icons in Netbook Remix were tray-sized and fit snuggly with everything else in a small space, the dash is large and
in charge. It vies for attention, colorful bricks do a dance for you when apparently the application in question is trying to signal. Ugh, leave me alone you little bastards!
Then there's the instability and kookiness. Every time Firefox closes, it brings down Unity with it which causes whatever other app you were running to fill the entire screen and then get smashed down again when Unity rises once again to put baby in the corner. Ugh, stop moving around!
So that brings me to something I really dislike with a lot of modern UI's: swishing and swooshing and things moving around willy nilly. I would really like to use my computer and not try to dance with the interface. Things ought, in my opinion, stay put so I can reliably find them without thinking about it and get my stuff done without clicking somewhere that suddenly becomes a button to close everything down. Does anyone try to work while sitting on top of a running washing machine? No, only lunatics. Why are computers assuming we'd like to play them like video games?
Finally, and this really chapped my pale hide: the old-style "main menu" can be configured but it's all for not. The dash completely ignores it, so I can't figure out how to make an icon for DOSbox running a
particular program rather than just launching the generic DOSbox every time. And as for nit-picking: now the close icon (being on the left) is right bloody next to the dash where I'm clicking so I can conveniently accidentally hit it. There were good reasons to have the close on the right, trying to shift everyone's minds the other direction makes me wonder if they're trying to be Apple's next copycat.
I really miss the direction that Netbook Remix was taking. Ubuntu 10.10 and Unity feel shiny, glossy, and bloated. Here comes the saucy-voiced telephone operator who in actuality weighs more than your car and craps bricks.
Oh, and another thing, since I'm ranting. One of the first things I noticed was that GIMP was touted as
the graphic editor. Fine, cool, I'm getting used to arcane tools. Then I go to click Install on it, because it isn't by default, and it tells me that it can't because it's using restricted packages. Thankfully they happen to shoot a msgbox at someone who understands it. My dad really digs Ubuntu, but if it popped that to him, what do you think he would do? "Ubuntu can't install the thing it says I should install, I'm confused!"
Seriously guys, leave the jelly beans to Apple zealots and let's get back to the arduous journey of making computers
useful not just pretty fashion accessories. 10.04 was close to being recommendable, but I'm not so sure about 10.10 and I fear for the future. Remember what users are trying to do and make all that shit work out of the box. I might re-install at some point just to list out all the wacky things I did to get stuff in working order.